Salt Block Saloon

Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 27

Welcome to the Salt Block Saloon. How tough are ya?

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I surf the worldwide web!

Yeah so?

With Internet Explorer!

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Posts : 56 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 32

I'm so tough I can watch the stampede scene from The Lion King without crying.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Fri Apr 08, 2016 3:58 am

I'm so tough that I wrote the Gettysburg Address with the broken point of a pencil.

Posts : 56 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 32

I'm so tough I can sit through Quint's puns.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:11 am

I'm so tough that I lose games of Cards Against Humanity cordially.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:26 am

I'm so tough that I was able to sit through an Ubisoft press conference without cringing.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:58 pm

I'm so tough, I watched "EQG Friendship Games" without ripping my eyes out.

Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 27

I'm so tough that I preorder an Electronic Arts game.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:15 am

I'm so tough that I watch History channel for the history.

Posts : 80 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26

I'm so tough I can turn Austria into Germany.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:22 am

I'm so tough, I only cried for an hour after reading My Little Dashie.

(Ps, seriously recommend reading all four entries in the my little Dashie series, serious feels guaranteed.)

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:49 am

I'm so tough, I watched the My Little Dashie ~~book on tape with visuals~~ "movie" without dying of cringe.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:14 pm

I'm so tough, I can tolerate sitting in between a black supremacist and a neo-Nazi for approximate 45 min.

Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 27

I'm so tough that I can listen through Hitler's speeches... and clap for him!

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Fri May 06, 2016 4:24 am

I'm so tough I can openly express my emotions!

Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 27

I'm so tough that I can resist the urge to hug cute fluffy animals!

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Sun May 29, 2016 5:56 am

I'm so tough that I can ignore the fact that it's actually salty spitoon, not salt block saloon.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:06 am

I'm so tough that I could sit next to Donald Trump without succumbing to the overwhelming urge to shoot him in the fa- oh no you don't you little sh*t *pulls out a rifle*

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:51 pm

TwiSetGlimmer, I concur.

I'm so tough that I can play five nights at Freddy's without thinking about it's fanbase.
Though even then it's poorly put together and undeserving of it's ungodly large following.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:38 am

I'm so tough that I can sit through an hour-long discussion about whether bronies are furries or not without punching both sides in the face and making them sit in the time-out corner.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:08 pm

That makes one of us.

I'm so tough, I stepped on a lego and lived to write this sentence about it.

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:20 pm

Impossible; nobody can do that.

I'm so tough that I was able to go to Bronycon without reevaluating my life choices. (I think we can all agree that hardcore fans in ANY fandom are weird.)

Subject: Re: Salt Block Saloon Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:16 am

I generally feel pretty confident about my life choices after those kind of experiences. I'm a fan, but at least I haven't dedicated my entire existence to it, or at least not to that extent.

I'm so tough I watched Finding Dory without crying a single time.

~~I cried twice.~~

Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 27

I'm so tough that I can do TWO pushups!