Corrupt a Wish!

Make a wish while corrupting the wish of the individual above you!

Example:

Quote :

Wisher: I wish for chocolate ice cream.

You: You get dog poop as ice cream.

I wish for a million dollars.

Rinse and repeat.

Lets start!

I wish for a sports car!

The sports car was stolen from the president, and the FBI is closing on your position.

I wish for power over life and death!

You're now immortal and can resurrect the dead as zombies. Everypony views you as an evil necromancer that must be killed on sight.

I wish for world domination!

As world leader, everyone now comes crying to you over every stupid little dispute. They won't let us build hotels in their state park. His driveway is three inches too close to my property line. They discontinued the McRib. We don't want kids playing video games with dinosaurs in them because the bible.
Every. Little. Thing.

I wish for a never ending stuffed crust pizza.

The crust is stuffed, but with the eggs of insects. The warmth allows them to incubate and the never ending stream of greedy mouths soon devour you.

I wish for infinite movie tickets.

You get infinite movie tickets to the movie "The Room"

I wish I had a new computer.

Zachtia wrote:

You get infinite movie tickets to the movie "The Room"

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted.You get a brand new ENIAC. Enjoy your 1950's supercomputer.

I wish anime was real.

Granted. Due to your lack of colored hair and superpowers, you are devoured by the Monster of the Week as it demonstrates its power to the heroes.

I wish people would remember to add their wish when they post.

Granted. They're all really generic and boring wishes, and you quit the game in frustration.

I wish I could go back in time before I posted that last post.

Granted. You land and are stuck before the invention of the internet.

I wish I could find that song I'm looking for, or at least remember more than half of one line.

Granted, but every time it's remembered you completely cease function.

I wish bronies weren't held in such disdain.

Granted. Bronies are now a nonexistent fandom, so there aren't any to hold in disdain.

I wish I could finish all those factbooks I created.

Granted, but Nationstates crashes after they're finished, never to be revived again.

I wish for a mountain of books to crush me.

It does. You die.

I wish I had $40.

Quint wrote:

It does. You die.

I wish I had $40.

Granted. But that paper money you just picked up has Ebola on it. Maybe bringing your earnings to africa wasn't a good Idea.

Granted, you get $40 in pennies.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Granted. You vacation in North Korea, where you are invariably kidnapped and forgotten about.

I wish I could play MMOs on my laptop.

Granted. However, your faulty internet connection causes your ping to be in the 1000s.
I wish I could teleport.

You could teleport, but you always end up in the worst possible place at the worst possible time.

I wish I can time travel!

Granted. You time travel once and find yourself stuck in medieval times. You die of bubonic plague.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. You get more wishes, but they never come true.

I wish for an infinite supply of pizza!

Granted, you die of toxic megacolonsis after eating nothing but pizza non-stop.

I wish I was a species-shifting Norse elf.

Granted. You are immediately shanked to death by some nut with cold iron knives.

I wish I had my own rocket ship.

Granted, but you have to assemble the rocket yourself.

I wish I could run my own airline.