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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Queen of the Hill! Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:34 pm | |
| I am the Queen of the Hill!
Depose of me however you like and become the new Queen or King of the Hill!
How long will you reign? | |
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alicorns
Posts : 80 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:47 pm | |
| Probably not for long, but I like the feeling of a crown on my head.
I forge a claim on the "Kingdom of the Hill", raise a mercenary army from nearby lords, and attempt seize the title by force. | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:53 pm | |
| I told Her Holiness about your heretical actions, then she excommunicated you, and called a Crusade to take the Hill.
I lead an army of faithful and zealous followers from all corners of the world and took the Hill from you. | |
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EuropustheImperialYuppie
Posts : 99 Join date : 2016-02-22 Age : 22 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Mon Feb 29, 2016 2:19 am | |
| Lvl. 4 Covert Operation: Coup d'etat
You have been deposed by your own army.
Creates multiparty democracy. | |
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alicorns
Posts : 80 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:36 am | |
| I show up and take power as prime minister by managing to get myself elected. From the shadows, I manage to cause a civil war, allowing me to declare a perpetual state of emergency. Soon I purge the rebels and political opponents, allowing me to redeclare "the Kingdom of the Hill" and get my crown back. | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:59 am | |
| I expose your secret deeds to the public, plunging the kingdom into a civil war again, and I got to be elected as the new leader by popular vote after you are forced out of the hill with a ridiculously large bounty on your head. | |
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EuropustheImperialYuppie
Posts : 99 Join date : 2016-02-22 Age : 22 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:05 pm | |
| I stage an assassination of the Alicorns and take the bounty for my self. I use the wealth to singlehandedly start an investment bubble in a declining industry. The bubble bursts, the market crashes and the economy tanks. I lead a communist revolt and form a military dictatorship. | |
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TwiSetGlimmer
Posts : 60 Join date : 2016-02-23 Age : 23 Location : Places. Yes, multiple.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:27 pm | |
| I don't bother with any of that covert takeover stuff and just level the country with lots and lots of napalm.
My hill! (owowow fire burns) | |
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alicorns
Posts : 80 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:41 pm | |
| A descendant of mine manages to put out the fire and executes you for arson. Due to his popularity among the common peasants, he is declared the new "King of the Hill". | |
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Ventaion
Posts : 33 Join date : 2016-02-23 Age : 23 Location : Ontario, Canada
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:53 am | |
| Thorough shifty bissness practices and corporate buyouts: I manage to take over the hill with my economic intellect. I own all your shops and the throne. | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:00 pm | |
| I start a communist revolution and took the hill from you! | |
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alicorns
Posts : 80 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:07 am | |
| I start a monarchist counterrevolution and overthrow you. | |
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EuropustheImperialYuppie
Posts : 99 Join date : 2016-02-22 Age : 22 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:34 am | |
| I stage another coup and start a military junta, execute all of you, your extended families as well as anyone who slightly resembles you... and 90% of the male population because welcome to Paraguay. | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:35 am | |
| I appease the feminazis to overthrow the patriarch along with you! Now the Matriarchy of the Hill is establish where all men are treated unequally! | |
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Dashlantis
Posts : 33 Join date : 2016-02-24 Age : 29 Location : Probably in some chat lobby as I have no social life.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:46 am | |
| Through the dank was of memes I achieve the rank of memelord and overthrow your reign of terror. All your hill are belong to us. | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:21 pm | |
| I come back and bash your head with a baseball bat.
My hill now, sucka! | |
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alicorns
Posts : 80 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:43 pm | |
| I send the police after you and they throw you in jail. I put the crown on my head and declare myself ruler in absence of any other authority.
My crown's back, yay! | |
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Dashlantis
Posts : 33 Join date : 2016-02-24 Age : 29 Location : Probably in some chat lobby as I have no social life.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:32 am | |
| The dankness of memes returns with an RKO outta nowhere. The hill has been returned to it's rightful owner... And his name is John Cena. | |
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TwiSetGlimmer
Posts : 60 Join date : 2016-02-23 Age : 23 Location : Places. Yes, multiple.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:25 pm | |
| I summon the demonic armies of Tumblr to attack John Cena.
My hill (and cartoonishly oversensitive imbeciles)! | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:58 am | |
| I set up a sign that says: "Free single babes" that points to your kingdom. Your kingdom is later overwhelmed by single guys that are more than willing to get some action with the ladies, causing so much mass pandemonia and discord, that you lost your crown.
I take up the reigns as the new ruler and bring order to the land by promising infinite free cookies! | |
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TwiSetGlimmer
Posts : 60 Join date : 2016-02-23 Age : 23 Location : Places. Yes, multiple.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:25 am | |
| Everybody develops diabetes due to the massive sugar intake. You are unable to get the health insurance to classify cookie overdose as an "act of God".
My hill! | |
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Double Pendulum
Posts : 112 Join date : 2016-02-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:58 am | |
| I come back from the dead and reverse gyrate into your kingdom. My reverse gyrating skills are so deeply revered by the whole populous... from the terminally ill elders to the healthy newborns... rich to poor... guys and girls... spanning across all race and species... all walks of life and all possibilities of its branching paths that leads to alternate realities. Even the ancient ghosts of those long dead and those who are yet to be born... As well as gods, devils, and eldritch monstrosities from other dimensions where logic works differently. All of them bend their knees, bowing down, and showering me with endless praise... even you gave up the hill, knowing fully and blissfully that the hill is now under the sovereignty of its rightful owner. Me. | |
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TwiSetGlimmer
Posts : 60 Join date : 2016-02-23 Age : 23 Location : Places. Yes, multiple.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:07 am | |
| Ok, I give up. You can keep the hill. Your reverse-gyrating makes anything I could do pale in comparison. The sudden moment of humility causes the earth to shake. The most prideful one, the one who not even depression could lower his self-esteem, accepting he has lost. Even the very fabric of reality knows that such a travesty cannot be allowed to occur.Or, in other words: rocks fall, you die. My hill! | |
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EuropustheImperialYuppie
Posts : 99 Join date : 2016-02-22 Age : 22 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:40 pm | |
| I purchase the hill for $47,000 and a cat. Get off my property. | |
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Dashlantis
Posts : 33 Join date : 2016-02-24 Age : 29 Location : Probably in some chat lobby as I have no social life.
| Subject: Re: Queen of the Hill! Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:48 pm | |
| I enter with a deed legally stating that the hill was actually the site of residence my grandfather. I inherit the throne and reclaim my heritage. | |
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