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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:38 pm

((Filipinos represent!))

Granted, but every other country in the world now suffers from extremely severe issues of starvation, poverty, and corruption.

I wish for a jelly filled donut.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:26 am

Granted. I eat it. Yeah. I'm a jerk like that.
(They're just so good though...)

I wish everybody got jelly filled donuts!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:02 pm

They do. The jelly is petroleum jelly. Everyone dies.

I wish I had a folding chair.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 11, 2016 12:35 am

Granted; you now have an origami chair. It's awfully flimsy, and most likely can't hold any weight.

I wish for a gay cousin, so people won't keep assuming that I am the gay cousin.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 11, 2016 1:41 am

Granted, everyone makes alabama-style jokes about you two hooking up.

I wish I had fifty stuffed crust pizzas.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:04 am

Granted; the crusts are stuffed with

I wish the dankest of memes - pepe - would finally die.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:39 am

Granted. It is simply replaced by danker memes.

I wish my laptop wasn't so terrible at playing games.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:10 am

Granted; your laptop now has an AMD graphics card which, while it may play games fine for a while, will completely burn out your laptop within six months.
Never forget... (In the Arms of the Angels plays over a needlessly-melancholic montage of my dead laptop.)

I wish Comcast would stop being so douchey.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:44 pm

Granted, Comcast has merged with DirectTV, Dish and AT&T into the National Telecommunications Corporation (NTC) a monopoly that drives prices up drastically and cut quality to being almost useless.

I wish that America can have balanced, responsibly managed budget.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:11 am

Granted; now America is being invaded by North Korea because we no longer have a military the world fears.

I wish the canon Equestria were real, and I could visit as a pony (and leave as a human) any time I wanted.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:35 am

Granted. Ponies find your method of crossing over and invade earth. Ponies are now the dominant species.
(Good thing I got here before someone else corrupted this by killing ponies. Ponies are obviously the better species.)

I wish I had gummy's wisdom.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:16 pm

Granted, you are now Gummy and have to stand living with Pinkie.

I wish Equestria had more defined borders, countries, governments and nation-states.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:03 am

Granted, with the presence of set borders, there is even more war to expand said borders.

I wish for the perfect sandwich.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Thu May 05, 2016 9:42 am

Granted, a sandwich descends from the heavens above, onto the palm of your hands. The immaculate look and the intense aroma makes your mouth water and your stomach ache for a taste like no other... However, before you could take a much desired bite, you get sucker punched into unconsciousness.

When you first awake from your sudden slumber, you find yourself in a pool of blood with mangled corpses that fill your sight endlessly. You reek in horror and were about to throw up, but a familiar scent caught your attention... The sandwich!

You look for the where the smell is coming from. You traveled for two days nonstop through the desecrated bodies of people, elders, animals, children, infants, birds, insects... even the creatures of the sea made a vain attempt at trying to acquire the sandwich, only to die after beaching themselves onto the shore for some time.

You found some people that are alive while on your journey, along with some dogs, cats, escaped zoo animals, and a tank. They didn't pay much attention to you and you didn't pay attention to them, because all of you could only think of obtaining one thing, even if you die from starvation before you get there.

You finally see it, at a distance, being held in a grasp of another, and another, and another. The sandwich keeps on getting in a grasp of another person and animal, only for those who held on to it only to be distracted by the sandwich itself and gets slain in a near instant. You are immediately enraptured by a ravaging hunger and rush in to take what is rightly yours in the first place, taking out all those in your way with your bare hands. You know that you'll die, but taking a bite of the sandwich before kicking the bucket is all you could ever think of.

Unbeknownst to all down below, a blonde woman holding a golden apple observes the mortals down below, who are fighting to the death for the sandwich. A huge mischievous grin forms on her face, a kind of grin that can rival the Cheshire Cat's.

I wish for the most fluffiest pet animal ever conceived by science!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Fri May 06, 2016 4:22 am

Grated, welcome to the fluffybooru abuse section.

I wish that Detroit didn't financially collapse.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Mon May 09, 2016 4:00 am

It doesn't, and thus Robocop IV is made.

I wish the concept of lying didn't exist.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Wed May 11, 2016 8:07 am

Granted, but you can't handle the truth!

I wish for a moneybag that creates infinite money every time I shake it, so I won't have to worry about paying for college and finding a job no more.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Thu May 12, 2016 5:19 pm

Granted. The inflation caused by your money bag forces the government to take it away and burn it. Now prices are high and you still have to find a job.

I wish I could have a laser gun.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a Wish!   Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:26 am

Granted, but it's a laser gun used for laser tag. How fun!

I wish for more changeling episodes in MLP:FiM in the future.
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